20 Random Laws That Will Make You Question Everything

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3/12/20253 min read

red double-decker bus passing Palace of Westminster, London during daytime
red double-decker bus passing Palace of Westminster, London during daytime

From the absurd to the oddly specific, these laws prove that truth really is stranger than fiction. Whether outdated, oddly enforced, or just plain weird, they’ll definitely make you go, “Wait… what?”

1. It’s Illegal to Die in the Houses of Parliament – UK

Yes, you read that right. Dying in the UK Parliament is considered a crime because it's technically a royal palace. If you do happen to drop dead there, you may be entitled to a state funeral… or just arrested. (Wait, what?)

2. You Can’t Own Just One Guinea Pig in Switzerland

Switzerland considers guinea pigs social animals, so it’s deemed cruel to own just one. They even have rent-a-guinea-pig services for grieving pet parents.

3. Winnie the Pooh Is Banned in Some Playgrounds – Poland

Due to concerns over his “inappropriate attire” (no pants) and questionable gender identity, some towns in Poland have banned the lovable bear from appearing near playgrounds.

4. No Chewing Gum Allowed – Singapore

In Singapore, selling or importing chewing gum is illegal. The law was passed in 1992 to keep the streets (and subway doors) clean. Need gum? You’ll need a doctor’s note.

5. It’s Illegal to Sleep Naked – Minnesota, USA

In some parts of Minnesota, it’s technically illegal to sleep in the nude. How they’d ever enforce this remains a mystery we’re not eager to solve.

6. You Must Smile at All Times – Milan, Italy

In Milan, there’s an old law requiring citizens to smile in public—except during funerals or hospital visits. Frowning could technically get you fined.

7. It’s Illegal to Drive a Dirty Car – Russia

Driving a visibly dirty vehicle can get you fined in parts of Russia. Not for road safety—just for public decency.

8. You Can't Reincarnate Without Government Permission – China

Tibetan Buddhist monks must legally apply to the Chinese government before reincarnating. Bureaucracy just went spiritual.

9. Married Women Can't Buy False Teeth Without Husband’s Permission – Vermont, USA

Outdated but still on the books, this law requires a woman to get her husband's approval before buying dentures.

five pigeons perching on railing and one pigeon in flight
five pigeons perching on railing and one pigeon in flight
10. It’s Illegal to Be Drunk in a Pub – UK

Ironically, British law prohibits being drunk in a pub. Guess that makes everyone technically guilty by pint #2.

11. Don’t Feed Pigeons – Venice, Italy

Feeding pigeons in Venice’s St. Mark’s Square is a finable offense. The birds were damaging the historic buildings—and patience.

12. You Can't Be Shirtless After Noon on Sundays – Florida, USA

Some Florida towns have laws forbidding shirtlessness in public on Sundays after 12 PM. Apparently, shirts = morals.

13. Flushing the Toilet After 10 PM Is Banned – Switzerland

In some Swiss apartment buildings, flushing after 10 PM is considered noise pollution. Midnight burrito regret? You're on your own.

14. Don’t Step on Money – Thailand

It's illegal (and offensive) to step on Thai currency because it bears the image of the king.

15. You Can’t Wear a Suit of Armor in Parliament – UK

This ancient law still exists. If you were planning on storming into Parliament like a knight, think again.

16. It’s Illegal to Dance After Midnight – Japan

Until 2015, dancing in clubs after midnight was actually banned in Japan. The government thought it encouraged immorality.

17. You Must Walk Your Dog Daily – Turin, Italy

Turin enforces a law requiring dog owners to walk their pups at least once a day. Fines can hit €500.

18. Don’t Die Without a Burial Plot – Sarpourenx, France

In this small French town, it’s illegal to die unless you’ve already secured a burial plot. If you do… well, good luck.

woman face
woman face
19. You Can’t Have More Than 50kg of Potatoes – Western Australia

Possessing over 50kg (110 lbs) of potatoes without a license is a crime. No, seriously.

20. You Need a Permit to Wear High Heels – Greece

High heels are banned at ancient Greek sites like the Acropolis to protect the marble. So pack sneakers.

Final Thought:

Laws are meant to keep order, but sometimes… they make you question the whole system. From reincarnation regulations to smiling mandates, the world’s legal oddities are a strange kind of global comedy.

group of people dancing
group of people dancing

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